how to steal a girl

[Ramdriver15]

anyone know how i can do it... been working really hard and need that extra little sumthin sumthin to get over the hill...

[Ramdriver15]

here is the run down.

- had my girlfriend and about the same time i met her i met sarah. sarah and i became instant fiend sbut i gave up on her because she has a bf. well sarah kept pursuing me and i thus pursued her. she finally convinced me to break up with my girlfriend last week. She still has her boyfriend. thought that would make her realize but not yet.
-Sarah and i are real close, like it seems we are dating but we are not...lol she does love the truck, and quotes line for line the movie ricky bobby with me... hahaha best movie ever.
looking for a way to steal a girl...

*****anyone who can answere this and i find them to be the creator of a sucessful plan i will send you one redhead with a Phat shaft turbo for christmas, or ill find a set of "twins" and bring them home for you.:HoleShotHolset:

[dieselnomad]

anyone know how i can do it... been working really hard and need that extra little sumthin sumthin to get over the hill...

If you have a womans attention, let her fish.. if she follows, chances are she's interested and no need to steal her interest...

I thought you had a gfriend??? If you're after a new one, take her somewhere special and see what her response is.. ;-)

Also, see what she thinks of your noisy truck.. !!! :woohoo: :nutkick:

and. goodluck... if she's a keeper, bring her home for the holidays... but becareful if she's just a friend...

oh and btw, beware about advice from me regarding woman.. :falldownlaugh:

[95Cummins]

When in doubt, whip it out.

I'll PM you my mailing address.

:falldownlaugh: :stirthepot:

[dieselnomad]

When in doubt, whip it out.

I'll PM you my mailing address.

:falldownlaugh: :stirthepot:

LOL :falldownlaugh:

If you send such sarah to me, i'll make it so that she'll run to you... you can catch her arm and arm while you place the sps62/12 in my driveway.. ....

honestly, if a gal is playin' you while still have a 'bfriend' becareful... very careful.. she might not leave.. 'specially while getting attention from another.. .. OK, you should take my advice from here and evaluate... lol :smokin:

[Ramdriver15]

she does like the noisey truck. She also wants to go hunting with me, and i took her to the special mens hangout. I took her to what we call deer camp, a place for men to be men and no women lol, well she came down to meet my dad while he was in town and asked if she could come back. also she invited herself to boston with me for summer break...

arthur may be winning because that last bit of advice is very well thought through and may help me...

[sooter]

i would say more than i am right now, but i have no luck with women..


:TqT:

[Smokin']

If you have ever seen the movie "Borat", you would know that you need a big sack to throw over her. This will keep her from getting a hold of you if she so chooses to resist. (kind of like a snake bag) The other alternative is to find a gypsy to cast a spell on her that will make her lust for you. That's what I do for most of my women, seeings how I'm a lover and not a fighter. You also mentioned that you had a "red head with a phat shaft turbo"...exactly what size is her turbo? My current ol' lady's turbo is way too large for my delivery system, and I think it would be in my best intrest to upgrade to a smaller, more economical unit. Please send pictures if at all possible. Best of luck, -Craig

[Ramdriver15]

the redhead comes with a sps 62/12.... lol

[TORQUE THIS]

Wine, Dine, oh you know the rest...

[sooter]

Wine, Dine, oh you know the rest...


the rest: credit card?

[HomeBeerBrewer]

oh and btw, beware about advice from me regarding woman.. :falldownlaugh:


LOL :falldownlaugh:
honestly, if a gal is playin' you while still have a 'bfriend' becareful... very careful.. she might not leave.. 'specially while getting attention from another.. .. OK, you should take my advice from here and evaluate... lol :smokin:

Art may not have good advice about women, but he's right on the money with the warning about girls like her. I had the same predicament when I was in college, but it almost turned out real bad for me. She had a boyfriend when I met her. In fact, I had met him at school, we started hanging out, and then I met his girlfriend. All she wanted was to have a baby, so she was doing the act with everybody who would oblige. Since I was 18, I didn't want any little ones slowing me down, but the temptation was too strong. She soon dumped her boyfriend for me, and then shortly after that, dumped me for another one of my friends. I don't think it was even a month later when I found out she was pregnant. There was some confusion as to who was the father, and her parents blamed me. I had to go through a paternity test, and found out that it wasn't mine. It turned out that my friend was the father, so she was probably sleeping with him while I was dating her. I just got lucky.

The moral to the story is, be very careful. At the very least, wear a raincoat when it gets wet.

[TORQUE THIS]

the rest: credit card?

:97DodgeCTD: :poke:

Wine, Dine, 69 Never heard of that??? :dunno:

[dieselnomad]

Art may not have good advice about women, but he's right on the money with the warning about girls like her. I had the same predicament when I was in college, but it almost turned out real bad for me. She had a boyfriend when I met her. In fact, I had met him at school, we started hanging out, and then I met his girlfriend. All she wanted was to have a baby, so she was doing the act with everybody who would oblige. Since I was 18, I didn't want any little ones slowing me down, but the temptation was too strong. She soon dumped her boyfriend for me, and then shortly after that, dumped me for another one of my friends. I don't think it was even a month later when I found out she was pregnant. There was some confusion as to who was the father, and her parents blamed me. I had to go through a paternity test, and found out that it wasn't mine. It turned out that my friend was the father, so she was probably sleeping with him while I was dating her. I just got lucky.

The moral to the story is, be very careful. At the very least, wear a raincoat when it gets wet.

Ouch! That's a bad situation to have been through...

Ramdriver, I'd keep this new girl at two arms lengths away from me. She's playing- if she's really interested she'll come to you, after leaving the boyfriend. I'd tell her, leave your bf and maybe we can then talk.
Also, might want to get tough with her... like....
Next time she's in your truck ... pull over and say 'ass grass or gas, NO ONE RIDES FOR FREEE ! !' :falldownlaugh: :nutkick: :professor:

[Ramdriver15]

she is def. not that kind of girl... ive known her for thrre months and met all of her friends. Her friends and brother are telling me that she is getting really sick of the way her Bf, i actually work with him, treats her. He seems like a dick, but im not gonna judge before i actually know. In these past three months that ive known her she has pursued me. When i first met her she was just my math study partner, then became a really good friend.....:dunno:


FYI i got rid of the girlfriend because she pissed me off and burnt me pretty good..... long story... and sarah not knowing any of what happend helped convince to get rid of her.... so in the end it worked out... lol
:nutkick:>>>> to the max

[HomeBeerBrewer]

Well then tell her to dump her boyfriend like Art said. You don't want to end up in the same situation as me, it's not fun.

And remember, rain coats protect you from STD's as well as kids. AIDS wasn't an issue back in the early '80's, but I lucked out that that girl didn't have anything else... yet. I could care less whatever happened to her, but I bet she has some sort of STD now.

[sooter]

:97DodgeCTD: :poke:

Wine, Dine, 69 Never heard of that??? :dunno:

maybe, not something i or any friends say:dunno:


do you remember when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous?

[TORQUE THIS]

Must be an 80's thing I guess...

[Ramdriver15]

haha... sex is not an issue im too worried about! im in condom club where you get 50 condoms for 5 dollars... :falldownlaugh:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

haha... sex is not an issue im too worried about! im in condom club where you get 50 condoms for 5 dollars... :falldownlaugh:

50 condoms would last me 50 years...:nutkick:

[DMcpherson]

dude if its gone that far she obviously has interest in you. all you have to do is what you have been, be interested, treat her right and tell her what you think. (which is what she wants to hear) Ive done it and its a lot easier than you think

[TORQUE THIS]

50 condoms would last me 50 years...:nutkick:

Amen brother! :smilielol:

[95Cummins]

Dude if your gettin' the goods what more do ya need? :smilielol: The rest just costs you money :falldownlaugh: :stirthepot:

[PRattenbury]

We could have a bitchin' water balloon fight! :smilielol:

[TORQUE THIS]

We could have a bitchin' water balloon fight! :smilielol:

They don't break, they just bouce :falldownlaugh:

a good shot of giz, and they can break, I don't get it... :dunno: :smilielol:

[PRattenbury]

Well, we could get tanked up on some Jack Daniel's, and try and kill each other with them. I got into a pool ball fight like that once. No, wait. That was tequila. :97DodgeCTD:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahaha, my oh my, thanks for all the advice, and she wants to hang out again on her next day off. Mabe ill take her down hunting or to the farm his time. She wants to go see the cows and learn how to hunt, hmmmm.... just mabe i can work somting out with wayne where we hunt in the morning and then feed the cows...

then i can apply the suggestions of you all...:woohoo:

[PToombs]

Dude, do what ya gotta do, :smileysex: but watch out for the boyfriend! She might be using you to make him jealous! You never know what goes on in the mind of a woman! :wtf2: On the other hand, she might be looking for something serious,then the next thing you know, you'll be meeting with the Moderator !
:smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

Just play it cool, think with the big head until she dumps her boyfriend! :exactly:

[Ramdriver15]

hehehe will do ptoombs

[dieselnomad]

Dude, do what ya gotta do, :: but watch out for the boyfriend! She might be using you to make him jealous! You never know what goes on in the mind of a woman! :: On the other hand, she might be looking for something serious,then the next thing you know, you'll be meeting with the Moderator !
:: :falldownlaugh:

Just play it cool, think with the big head until she dumps her boyfriend! ::

Think w/ the bighead, WHAT'S THAT ? !? :falldownlaugh: :falldownlaugh: Ya pinhead !! !:nutkick: :woohoo: ;-)

John, as said above, becareful of the boyfriend too... if you guys (you and her) are to become more than friends make sure it's in the clear, or that you can run or truck haul donkey fast... been there done that, but the dude was like, 'ya can have her... '

[sooter]

it's all about the POP:bowdown2:

[Ramdriver15]

i work with her boyfriend at american eagle, he is a skinny little dude... he is tall but has no mass on him. again i am not quick to judge, but i know if it ever came to the point of confrontation i can handle my own with it... i have been thinking this through for a month at least just need that little edge

[PToombs]

What are you tryin to say about skinny dudes? :wtf2: :flipa:


I'll come out there, team up with her boyfriend and a couple others, and we'll :nutkick:

:smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

You gotta watch those tall, skinny dudes, they seem to have real long arms. And, since they have less weight, they seem to be able to move a lot quicker. I had a fight with someone like that in high school. Every time I went in to strike, his long, lanky arm would hit me before I was even in range. And the few times I was able to get past his arms, he was able to move out of the way.

Needless to say, I lost the fight and had a bloody nose and fat lip.

[Ramdriver15]

he is one to be uncoordinated, and not that skinny

[97dodgectd]

he is one to be uncoordinated, and not that skinny

lol how did you find out. those tall skinny dudes can look very decieving also.

[Jim]

Hey ramdriver I found your license in the street I will be mailing it back to you.

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/signal73/mclovin.jpg

:smilielol:

[Aweik02]

You dumped your girlfriend for a girl who has a boyfriend? :wtf2: :97DodgeCTD: :nutkick: :loser: :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[12PACK]

Hey ramdriver I found your license in the street I will be mailing it back to you.
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m13/signal73/mclovin.jpg


5'10", 150 lbs? What a skinny dude. Hey wait a minute....I was 5'10", 150 in high school. :97DodgeCTD:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahaha, thanks for mailing that back to me, i was wondering where i lost that thing.



I did break up with my girlfriend thanks to sarah, but my girlfriend was causing me more grief than anything. sarah just gave me the final convincing to get rid of her, so in all i didnt break up with her for a girl with a bf. but kinda...:smilielol:

[PToombs]

5'10", 150 lbs? What a skinny dude. Hey wait a minute....I was 5'10", 150 in high school. :97DodgeCTD:

I was 5' 11", 137 in high school! (at least I was well hung!) :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[dieselnomad]

I was 5' 11", 137 in high school! (at least I was well hung!) :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

I was 6' 190lbs in HighSchool. Fullback on the football team. Played concert classical music too. Now I listen to classic rock, have lost a good 1" and weigh 200lbs.. :smilielol: :nutkick:

John, you want me to handle the BF ? LOL Wait, bad idea.. :falldownlaugh:

[95Cummins]

I was 5' 11", 137 in high school! (at least I was well hung!) :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

:falldownlaugh: :falldownlaugh:

I like how you said "I was well hung..." :poke: :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

:smilielol: i am 6 foot tall, 195, baseball player (shoulda been football, but blood thinners and conact sports dont work) uh.... i am well hung with mass to boot....at least thayts what she said anyway...:smileysex:

[PRattenbury]

WAY TMI. :smiley35:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahah had to through in my stats since everyone else was sharing...:wtf2:

[PRattenbury]

Do yerself a favor and fergit that chick. She's got all the makings of a huge headache. Most chicks do. Finding one that's easy on the mind is the real challenge.

[sooter]

like i've always said..

find one that drives a diesel...even if it's not a cummins. not so easy in new england is it? ohio may not be that hard..

[PToombs]

I like how you said "I was well hung..." :poke: :smilielol:

Wife took care of that, she keeps it in her night stand for a playtoy now.
:dunno:

like i've always said..
find one that drives a diesel...even if it's not a cummins. not so easy in new england is it? ohio may not be that hard..

Lotsa farm chicks in Ohio, they like trucks. Of course, they gotta! They need something tough to haul their fat azzes around! :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahaha, this chick is very easy on the mind nd eyes... well she invited herself over tomorrow night after work.... i get out at 9:30 so we will see how that goes, and what knd of mischeif i can get into! hahahah

well ill figure out who has the best advice thus far... TMTT

[Smokin']

:worthless:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

:worthless:

I agree. Let's see what you are trying to land. And speaking of fishing, make sure to take a whiff before diving, if it smells like low tide, stay out of the water.

[TORQUE THIS]

make sure to take a whiff before diving, if it smells like low tide, stay out of the water.


smells like fish, tastes like chicken :falldownlaugh:

[Stark9802]

if it smells like low tide, stay out of the water.

or you can turn her over and play in the mud! :falldownlaugh:

RamDriver-- Something just ain't right with this Situation. She has a BF and yet she is being very friendly towards you, that to me sounds like she is not the type of girl to just want to be with one guy. I would be Strait up with the chic Tell her That you think she should dump her boyfriend if she wants to spend all this time with you! If she says no Then you say : SEE YA LATER! :exactly: I know if my girl was spending even half as much time with another guy besides me she wouldn't have to dump me, cause i would git rid pf her 1st!....

[Ramdriver15]

like i said earlier, we have a wierd friendship... she is Quote unquote my best friend. That is very shocking to me that a chic would be my "best bud" but there has to be a reason why she is still hanging around with me. I mean she dated her bf for 2 1/2 years so idk... i do know that she got me a job at american eagle where she told everyone about me. I mean like stuff i wouldnt ever thik to talk about... All the people there keep telling me she is a sweetie, and that i should pursue her... (mike her bf, i have come to think is not very well liked by anyone there) so ill see what is up... if worst comes to worst shell just be my friend... hahahaha :dunno:

[Warpig]

You ever hear the term "friend with benefits" ?

[Warpig]

or you can turn her over and play in the mud! :falldownlaugh:

RamDriver-- Something just ain't right with this Situation. She has a BF and yet she is being very friendly towards you, that to me sounds like she is not the type of girl to just want to be with one guy. I would be Strait up with the chic Tell her That you think she should dump her boyfriend if she wants to spend all this time with you! If she says no Then you say : SEE YA LATER! :exactly: I know if my girl was spending even half as much time with another guy besides me she wouldn't have to dump me, cause i would git rid pf her 1st!....

AJ is giving dating advise :smilielol::smilielol: AJ, tell him what he should do if she asks him to carry a toaster up to her apt.......LOL

[Stark9802]

AJ, tell him what he should do if she asks him to carry a toaster up to her apt.......LOL


haha:falldownlaugh: :smilielol: ...welll if the chic is catholic i would say drop the toaster and run back to your Truck to make sure it isn't Stolen or Getting Towed! :97DodgeCTD: and if shes not catholic i would say feed her some alcohol and then take full advantage of her! :woohoo:

[Jim]

haha:falldownlaugh: :smilielol: ...welll if the chic is catholic i would say drop the toaster and run back to your Truck to make sure it isn't Stolen or Getting Towed! :97DodgeCTD: and if shes not catholic i would say feed her some alcohol and then take full advantage of her! :woohoo:

:falldownlaugh: :HoleShotHolset:

[Ramdriver15]

def not catholic... ill steal some of that fancy moonshine my uncle mkes.... feed her that
:)

only puic i have, its from my camera phone... had her hold my phone when ni was changing her oil, this was the wallpaper...http://a437.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/39/l_4cc48554565bc503a50b57505673a604.jpg

[95Cummins]

:poke: :smileysex: :exactly:

[PToombs]

Looks like she can build up a good vacuum! :woohoo: :falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

[turbo246]

Looks like she can build up a good vacuum! :woohoo: :falldownlaugh: :smilielol:



:falldownlaugh:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahahaha, mabe i will find out sometime???
how does the saying go, "suck a golf ball through a garden hose":exactly:

[Jim]

looks like a little troublemaker. I like her:smilielol: My only request is get rid of the nissan banner and hang up a cummins one:stirthepot:

[TORQUE THIS]

"suck a golf ball through a garden hose":exactly:

Better hope it not's like throwin a hot dog down a long hallway either...

[PRattenbury]

I love it when she does it so good I gotta pull the sheets outta me arse when she's finished. :exactly:

[TORQUE THIS]

I love it when she does it so good I gotta pull the sheets outta me arse when she's finished. :exactly:

Is her last name Dyson? :smilielol:

[PRattenbury]

Never loses suction..... ever. :smokin:

[PToombs]

KIRBY! :falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

[TORQUE THIS]

Kirby's have a lot of different attachments... :exactly:

[sooter]

how does the saying go, "suck a golf ball through a garden hose":exactly:



yeah, that'll be great if you have kidney stones!

[PToombs]

yeah, that'll be great if you have kidney stones!

I might suddenly get them! Can she help me? :woohoo:
:falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

:nutkick: no, she isnt like that from what i learned last night. hahahaha, she is still with her BF. She came over to see me before i go off to boston, and we wtched a movie till about 1:30... She slipped once and started to get "real comfortable" but caught herself and immediatly moved... Then i talked to her a bit and loks like im ojut of luck for now anyway...hahahaha she said she wanted to talk more about it today.....:idea: guess not:dunno:

[Ramdriver15]

signal i want a shocker smiley guy, that would be very cool:popcorn:

[PToombs]

:wtf2: is a shocker smilie guy? :dunno:

[dieselnomad]

:wtf2: is a shocker smilie guy? :dunno:

LOL here ya go good buddy, just try lookin' at this mug in the mornin'.. LOL


:
: here it is.. oh wait... ... Here ya go:
Monopoly

NOW, GFY ! ! :falldownlaugh:

[Ramdriver15]

shocker rules!!! lol
\
aint y'all heard of the shocker

[95Cummins]

Teaser, pleaser, squeezer, stretcher, and shocker! :woohoo: :falldownlaugh: :exactly:

[PToombs]

Sorry, clueless on that one.:dunno: You know what Jiffy Pop is? :poke:

[95Cummins]

You know what Jiffy Pop is? :poke:

:popcorn: ? :dunno:

How about this one: 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. That ring a bell Pete? :falldownlaugh: :smokin:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahahahah shcoker rules!!!!!

[sooter]

does she have a friend named sanchez?

is he dirty?

[Aweik02]

WTF is a Jiffy Pop?

[TORQUE THIS]

JIFFY POP, not Jimmy Pop

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t193/mtrenske/untitled-4.jpg

[HomeBeerBrewer]

Sorry, clueless on that one.:dunno: You know what Jiffy Pop is? :poke:

LOL, probably has no clue...:stirthepot:

[Ramdriver15]

haha im S.O.L. in my situation, lol.....:wtf2: no one gets the charger:nutkick:

[Jim]

No soup for you?:wtf2:

[Ramdriver15]

:Signal73: u are correct haha:exactly:

[Jim]

after all that.. I knew she looked like trouble:nutkick:

[95Cummins]

after all that.. I knew she looked like trouble:nutkick:

Oh well, they come and go. Just keep your pimp hand strong, brotha :exactly:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

Oh well, they come and go. Just keep your pimp hand strong, brotha :exactly:

:yankyank:

[Ramdriver15]

haha, still friends though... she "didnt realize she ws leading me on".... oh well

[dieselnomad]

sorry 'bout that dude. But, now you know.. .and there's a techical term for that kinda gal... they (who the .... is they?) refer to them as "c***k teases" :falldownlaugh: ahem... ok...

[Ramdriver15]

ummm... she is a really ni e girl, just didnt realize she was leadion me on

[sooter]

sorry 'bout that dude. But, now you know.. .and there's a techical term for that kinda gal... they (who the .... is they?) refer to them as "c***k teases" :falldownlaugh: ahem... ok...


CLOCK?

check the number of letters there bud:professor: :nutkick:

[dieselnomad]

CLOCK?

check the number of letters there bud:professor: :nutkick:

Yea, why not MO FO? They take up time on the clock when you could be getting some :nutkick:

John, sorry to say, but she knew what she was doing (even if at a subconscious level...) sorry either way. Look at it this way, there's lots of other fishes in the sea, go fishing! :HoleShotHolset:

[PToombs]

She didn't realize my azz! :exactly: She just wanted to see how far you'd go! She already got you to dump your GF for her! :stirthepot:
How about the redhead at the diner? (restaurant? MickeyD's? whereever!) :idea:

Just a FYI guys, we do have a few ladies on this site. (just kinda remembered that myself!) :omg:

[PToombs]

Hey Ramdriver! Check out Sooters sig, words of advice there! :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[dieselnomad]

Just a FYI guys, we do have a few ladies on this site. (just kinda remembered that myself!) :omg:

Yes, that's right. I'd like to see their input. I don't think anyone has been disrespectful to that point.. so... oh yea, gfy! :smilielol: ladies??

[sooter]

Yea, why not MO FO? They take up time on the clock when you could be getting some :nutkick:


you callin me a mo fo foo? i'll bust a cap in yo azz foo. cause i'm from the ghetto.. of nh and maine. ((:wtf2:)) time = they want to talk about their feelings. if you do it enough, then you may actually get laid....well, except after marriage.

RD, the girl's no good. how do you know she wont leave her current boyfriend for you, and then do the same to with another guy? you can say you "trust" her, but do you really?

[95Cummins]

John, sorry to say, but she knew what she was doing (even if at a subconscious level...) sorry either way. Look at it this way, there's lots of other fishes in the sea, go fishing! :HoleShotHolset:

Yes, There are plenty of fish in the sea, even though she might be the only one you want to mount in your living room :falldownlaugh: :exactly:

[PRattenbury]

Grumpier Old Men. Good movie.

[TORQUE THIS]

I think we should all take a knitting class, you know, to get it touch with our "female" side... :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahahaha no kniuting for me, lol.... i got an old friend in mass, she has been hitting up the cell since hse found out i was coming home... where the hell were you when i lived there, hahahaha.... like y'all said there are plenty of fish in the sea, i have too many in the boat right now and dontknow which one to keep and which to get rid of...


hahahaha, i dont know what to d with myself right now lol, but sarah, is still a friend, and sam, my ex, decided to randomly call last night and a girl from home called but i dont know how she got my number(she is smoking hot and is a cheerleader at BC) hehehehe.... this is fun, never had this much attention:popcorn:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

hahahahaha no kniuting for me, lol.... i got an old friend in mass, she has been hitting up the cell since hse found out i was coming home... where the hell were you when i lived there, hahahaha.... like y'all said there are plenty of fish in the sea, i have too many in the boat right now and dontknow which one to keep and which to get rid of...


hahahaha, i dont know what to d with myself right now lol, but sarah, is still a friend, and sam, my ex, decided to randomly call last night and a girl from home called but i dont know how she got my number(she is smoking hot and is a cheerleader at BC) hehehehe.... this is fun, never had this much attention:popcorn:

:worthless:

I'll take the one here at home off your hands... Oh wait, I'm married...:nutkick:

[PToombs]

Sounds like to me if you don't get lucky, the ex will still put out! :woohoo:

[sooter]

i'll take one. how do you do it man, do women naturally gravitate towards you?

[Ramdriver15]

only since i been here.... lol, its the diesel truck, and the buckeyeness

[PToombs]

only since i been here.... lol, its the diesel truck, and the buckeyeness

Buck naked ness? Buck eyed knees? Black eyed peas? Black eye ness? :wtf2: are you talking about? :dunno:

[Ramdriver15]

u know like The Ohio State Buckeyes.... i am a buckeye, yes a poison nut, hahahaha girls hear that and see the diesel and its like instant interest

wel im in boston now, uggg this i gross... it was 50 in ohio, now its 20 here.... i ant wait to go home to ohio.

[PToombs]

Oh, that makes sense now! :exactly: I went to Boston a couple times, It was ok, Cambridge area, IIRC. If you don't like 20*, you won't like it here, changes daily, 40 today, less tomorrow,.........:nutkick:

[Ramdriver15]

ive lived here all but 4 months of my life... i dont mid the weather, its just the pace of life. out there in ohio u do ur thing at ur own pace. no one breathing down ur back. its so comfortable, that and i am a natural born country boy, its in my genes... after all i am a decendant of wild bill hickhok....



:falldownlaugh: Wild Bill gained publicity after the war as a scout, marksman, and professional gambler. Between his law enforcement duties and gambling, which easily overlapped, Hickok was involved in several notable shootouts, and was ultimately killed while playing poker in a South Dakota saloon.

"roughest toughest cowboy"

[sooter]

ive lived here all but 4 months of my life... i dont mid the weather, its just the pace of life. out there in ohio u do ur thing at ur own pace. no one breathing down ur back. its so comfortable, that and i am a natural born country boy, its in my genes... after all i am a decendant of wild bill hickhok....

yep, it's much slower (go to northern maine). i can't stand a slow pace of life, but i can appreciate some of the cowboy/rural things (hey, we modify diesels).

[Jim]

indiana was nice like that when we went out to IRP this past June. Total different experience when dealing with clerks/waitstaff etc. kinda refreshing.:exactly:

[Ramdriver15]

so jim where is my shocker smiley guy

[sooter]

so jim where is my shocker smiley guy

look behind you:smilielol:
















that's just wrong...

[95Cummins]

Giggity giggity giggity goooo! :smilielol:

[sooter]

Giggity giggity giggity goooo! :smilielol:


:falldownlaugh:

[HomeBeerBrewer]

indiana was nice like that when we went out to IRP this past June. Total different experience when dealing with clerks/waitstaff etc. kinda refreshing.:exactly:

I lived in Indiana for about 15 years. I kinda liked the slower pace, but I could do without the fat chicks.

[Ramdriver15]

i have lots of skinny mini chicks.... lol
http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v117/182/92/569746942/n569746942_135342_8223.jpg my ex girlfriend

[sooter]

nice man

i'm going out on a date wednesday with a girl who actually loves trucks and snowmobiling (and isn't 300 pounds).:woohoo:

[Ramdriver15]

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/v161/129/79/74904182/n74904182_30478218_5598.jpg
the blonde in the middle is my date tomorrow night... hahahaha

[Ramdriver15]

:worthless:
guess no one can say that no more.... hahahahaha:popcorn:

[PToombs]

OOOOHHHHH! She looks like a tramp! :woohoo: I like it! Nice cleavage. :popcorn: Hook it up hard buddy! Good luck! :HoleShotHolset:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahaha.... her goal tomorrow is to show me hoe "exciting" mass can be.... hmmmm sounds like fun!!

[HomeBeerBrewer]

Hoe exciting? Sounds interesting. :popcorn:

[Ramdriver15]

hahahaha, we are headed to a movie?? hmmm, idk how that is interesting but we will see.... :dunno:

[PRattenbury]

Gonna do the popcorn trick on her??

[Ramdriver15]

probly not gonna do the popcorn trick. im not sure what carese has in mind but mabe ill throw her the http://www.rivalgraphix.com/aftermarket/images/the-shocker.jpg

[PToombs]

OK, now I know what the shocker is, what's the popcorn trick? :dunno: :popcorn:

[dieselnomad]

LOL you cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and keep it strategically placed on your lap... :falldownlaugh: ... that'd be what they really call "THE SHOCKER" !

[Jim]

be sure to ask for extra lube er, um... I meant butter:popcorn: Monopoly

[Ramdriver15]

i am not gonna do that... i dont move that fast lmao.... well i move fast enough, but im not that crazy and or desperate rightthis moment. hahaha

[PToombs]

LOL you cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket and keep it strategically placed on your lap... :falldownlaugh: ... that'd be what they really call "THE SHOCKER" !

Oh, that's funny! I've heard that before, long ago, forgot all about it! :smilielol:

[dieselnomad]

Hey funny man, isn't tomorrow night "movie nite" for you and the misses? I say give it a try and see what happens... :falldownlaugh: :nutkick: :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

movie was tonight. it was realy god, and clarese is smokin' hot in person! She told me to tell me parents she was gonna drive me to th airport because she wanted to see me tomorrow before i left. she decided that since i was not gonna be around tomorow she would be taking a roadtrip out to visit me!!! HAHA sweet!!!! :muahaha:

[Ramdriver15]

i think with the original intent of this thread, the key was persistance.... sarah finallybroke up with her BF... see where it goes from here...:idea:

[sooter]

persistance? not in my case, persistance made it worse, but in the end she wasn't worth the trouble.

i thought the original thread was about how to steal a woman:wtf2: i always thought you just throw them over your shoulder and run away:smilielol:

[dieselnomad]

i thought the original thread was about how to steal a woman:wtf2: i always thought you just throw them over your shoulder and run away:smilielol:

:smilielol: LOL I think you should try that, let me know how it goes! :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

i did it one handed the other day and she liked it... in fact i basically did that all this weekend... saturday i swept her off her feet and by monday she was single.... :HoleShotHolset:

[97dodgectd]

dood im sure every has said the blonde in the middle is smokin, how did your movie go with her. she's got some nice bounce in her step. :HoleShotHolset: oh once u startin hittin it. piitb then u know she's yours

[PToombs]

piitb then u know she's yours

Huh? :dunno: Spell check at pump 4?!!! :falldownlaugh:

[dieselnomad]

Huh? :dunno: Spell check at pump 4?!!! :falldownlaugh:

ya, no kiddin' unless this is some new IM or BS thing we old dudes don't know about.. :smilielol:

lets here it from the guy, John, What is going on ! ? ! :woohoo:

[97dodgectd]

Huh? :dunno: Spell check at pump 4?!!! :falldownlaugh:

nope its an acronym would make sense if not i'll help you out piitb: put it in, you can finish the rest and heres some more for anyone else who isn't great with acronym's http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=piitb

i highly recommend you learn more slang so then you can talk to your buddies when your wife is around and she will have no idea what your saying
:HoleShotHolset:

[dieselnomad]

these are funny, maybe a good group buy:
http://www.bustedtees.com/male/?utm_medium=CPA&utm_source=UrbanDictionary

[97dodgectd]

yup they got some pretty funny shirts. i have a few. one says "i piss excellence" and one that say's "america is all about speed, hot nasty bad ass speed- elanor roosevelt" both of those quotes from talledega nights;the ballad of ricky bobby

heres some reading from cnn.com that might pertain to u
http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/conditions/03/11/teen.std.ap/index.html

[Ramdriver15]

sarah called me about 7ish and asked if id join her at the library... so i went up and sat with her while she studied.... then she invited me to her house and relax a bit... she seemed to be doing ok, but i know from the way she carried herself she hurt way down deep inside... her mom said that i was the only one she would let see her today ad what not... so she is not doing the best and im lost on how to help except be there for her....

[Aweik02]

:poke: :nopityA: :yankyank:

[Ramdriver15]

lol... i can only dream lol.... time will telll, and i may give up on life... if i do then there will be a free 12v floating around

[PRattenbury]

Dude, you gotta go on the 4F program. Find 'em, feel 'em, f@ck 'em, and forget 'em. There's just too mant of 'em around willing to give it away to worry about one.

[Ramdriver15]

i dont have the heart to do that to them....

[Aweik02]

You will once you get burned by one of them! Is this a blog? 4 PAGES of your girl problems! Im glad Ryan doesnt have a girlfriend, SH!T.

[Ramdriver15]

hahahah there are too many and i dont know what to do.... lol....
it started out as a challenge for someone to win a turbo charger... no one won though....

[PRattenbury]

i dont have the heart to do that to them....

They don't get offended by it. They know the deal.

[95Cummins]

They don't get offended by it. They know the deal.

Ya exactly, they're just like "omg guys are as$holes" and get over it.

Give her a few :HoleShotHolset: 's and she'll be all over you.

[97dodgectd]

You will once you get burned by one of them! Is this a blog? 4 PAGES of your girl problems! Im glad Ryan doesnt have a girlfriend, SH!T.

my truck take's whatever money im willing to put into it and i work alot from april to december from dawn till dark m-s so i wouldn't want a girlfriend.

[NHRedneck]

my truck take's whatever money im willing to put into it and i work alot from april to december from dawn till dark m-s so i wouldn't want a girlfriend.
sound to me like someones truly :ptown:

[97dodgectd]

speak for yourself. only reason i wouldn't want a gf is because im not willing to give up the time into having a girlfriend, i'd rather be working all day so i can get parts and build my truck and eventually have a strong running 12v to shows power jokes and 24v's and the local dirtymaxes how its done.......not the same as what your saying. :97DodgeCTD:

[killed300ex]

speak for yourself. only reason i wouldn't want a gf is because im not willing to give up the time into having a girlfriend, i'd rather be working all day so i can get parts and build my truck and eventually have a strong running 12v to shows power jokes and 24v's and the local dirtymaxes how its done.......not the same as what your saying. :97DodgeCTD:

haha at the rate your going your gonna be single the rest of your life

[PToombs]

Im glad Ryan doesnt have a girlfriend, SH!T.
NO SHEET! He wouldn't last long then! :exactly:

sound to me like someones truly :ptown:
Yup, gotta be! :smilielol:

haha at the rate your going your gonna be single the rest of your life

Do you really want him to reproduce? :AJ: :omg: :badidea:

[killed300ex]

I never said that was a bad thing I hope he doesnt the world might be a better place

[PToombs]

:falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

hahaha, i have the hottest truck on campus... hahaha yeah!:popcorn:

[sooter]

haha at the rate your going your gonna be single the rest of your life

ha, sounds more like me.

as much as i love trucks and diesels, i tend to forget about them when i'm getting p^$$y

[NHRedneck]

speak for yourself. only reason i wouldn't want a gf is because im not willing to give up the time into having a girlfriend, i'd rather be working all day so i can get parts and build my truck and eventually have a strong running 12v to shows power jokes and 24v's and the local dirtymaxes how its done.......not the same as what your saying. :97DodgeCTD:

o dont lie to yourself, you know deep down inside your really just a pickle smooching, sword swallowing, homo :stirthepot:

ha, sounds more like me.

as much as i love trucks and diesels, i tend to forget about them when i'm getting p^$$y

tom has the correct attitude, the truck must take a back burner to some degree when there is azz to be nailing :woohoo: :HoleShotHolset:

[killed300ex]

I seem to be doing pretty good in both departments right now being on the road has some advantages :HoleShotHolset:

[Aweik02]

hahaha, i have the hottest truck on campus... hahaha yeah!:popcorn:



Now that was GAY!

[Jim]

Now that was GAY!

Ya that was almost 24 valve gay:omg:

[Aweik02]

:Signal73: it out your ass jim.

[Jim]

:Signal73: it out your ass jim.

:falldownlaugh:

[Aweik02]

Did i just get moderated? Wheres my post!

[Jim]

The log says You deleted it.:poke:

[Aweik02]

Wtf.............

[Jim]

fixed.......

[Ramdriver15]

wtf!!! my truck runs the best how is that... and y'all are jealous of my college puty... lol.... i think we should have a NETDP meeting at osu this spring on the oval.... so we all can tak in the sights of OSU!:stirthepot:

[Aweik02]

All I gotta say is, 96dodgectd! LMFAO!:nutkick:

[97dodgectd]

All I gotta say is, 96dodgectd! LMFAO!:nutkick:

:wtf2: are you pokin smot again? cause now your just makin user names up :dunno:

[Ramdriver15]

hahaha is he goin off ur build date? or just completly off

[97dodgectd]

idk even know maybe he's referring to your truck cause its a 96 dodge ctd.

[Ramdriver15]

probly cuz he was razzin me earlier in the thread.... idk hahahaha

[95Cummins]

:wtf2: are you pokin smot again? cause now your just makin user names up :dunno:

Nah. His brother's doin that :falldownlaugh: :exactly: :falldownlaugh:

[97dodgectd]

Nah. His brother's doin that :falldownlaugh: :exactly: :falldownlaugh:

:loser: what an idiot.....

[Aweik02]

STFU GFY:exactly: Who are you to judge what my brother does??? Forum Rat.

[97dodgectd]

im not judging your brother......im judging anyone that smokes dope...so you sir can GFY till the cows come home. :exactly:

[turbo246]

im not judging your brother......im judging anyone that smokes dope...so you sir can GFY till the cows come home. :exactly:

my cows are home...they actually never left...they are stuffin their lazy azzes with haylage and bread i just fed them

[sooter]

um...anyone know how to steal a girl?

[97dodgectd]

um...anyone know how to steal a girl?

yah watch Borat and you'll see that a burlap sack is needed to steal a girl....u run up to her put the burlap sack over her head and throw her on your should and run like hell. i wish you the best of luck.

[PToombs]

:97DodgeCTD: :getalife:

[97dodgectd]

GFYH! blah blah blah

[PToombs]

I don't need to fix my house! :97DodgeCTD: :falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

[97dodgectd]

I don't need to fix my house! :97DodgeCTD: :falldownlaugh: :smilielol:

oh okay :falldownlaugh:

[Ramdriver15]

jus another FY thread... lol.....


stfu mf.... hehe:falldownlaugh:

[PToombs]

Can we get back to helping the poor boy get laid? I wanna see more pics of what he's tapping! :woohoo:

[sooter]

while you're at it i could use some more help on getting laid too

[PToombs]

There's a cute redhead over at the corner store I've been working on. She's 25, got 1 kid. She's a little heavy though......:ineeddrugs:

PS, don't tell my wife! :falldownlaugh:

[sooter]

am i an asshole for not liking fat chicks? i've been told so... :poke:

[TORQUE THIS]

Dating a fat chick is like riding a moped, it's all fun and games till your friends find out. :falldownlaugh:

[Ramdriver15]

hahaha, i dont think you are an ass for not liking fat chicks... i dont like em and keep em outta the truck...

if you are an asshole to them for no reason then yes you are an ass. If you are nice to them but have no attraCton to them then its all good in my book.

Sliver rule: do not treat others like you would not want others to treat you....

[PToombs]

Sliver rule: do not treat others like you would not want others to treat you....

GFY!

:falldownlaugh: :smilielol: :falldownlaugh:

[turbo246]

hahaha, i dont think you are an ass for not liking fat chicks... i dont like em and keep em outta the truck...

if you are an asshole to them for no reason then yes you are an ass. If you are nice to them but have no attraCton to them then its all good in my book.

Sliver rule: do not treat others like you would not want others to treat you....

i thought that was the golden rulee:poke:

[Ramdriver15]

according to my philosophy professor its the silver rule....:dunno: :wtf2:

[killed300ex]

Can we get back to helping the poor boy get laid? I wanna see more pics of what he's tapping! :woohoo:

my rule of thumb is just keep the guy to girl ratio in the right direction

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/killed300ex/P3220034.jpg

1-3 works for me :exactly:

[Aweik02]

1-3 works for me

That should be the Silver Rule. Nice work Evan!:HoleShotHolset:

[killed300ex]

iv never complained about 4-1 either :exactly:
http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/killed300ex/P3220036.jpg

[PToombs]

Evan! Those 2 on the right are only 12 years old! :wtf2: :nutkick:

:poke: :smilielol:

[Jim]

Gray shirt is hot!

[killed300ex]

haha they are legal but thats ok not who I was after :smokin:

[NHRedneck]

so evan why havent you invited me to go partying with you????

[97dodgectd]

Gray shirt is hot!

x2 + the skirt in the black shirt. :smokin:

[killed300ex]

Gray shirt is hot!

Yes she is and shes single too :woohoo:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/killed300ex/P3220041.jpg

[killed300ex]

so evan why havent you invited me to go partying with you????

Would lower my ratio haha maybe sometime this summer dave It gets alot better when its warmer out :exactly:
BTW dont look at her friend I think she was jelious haha

[PToombs]

x2 + the skirt in the black shirt. :smokin:

Yup, :97DodgeCTD: likes the fat chicks! :falldownlaugh:

[killed300ex]

yea shes the duff to the one Iam after. Silver rule #2 Be friendly to the duff to get friendly with the good lookin one

[97dodgectd]

Yup, :97DodgeCTD: likes the fat chicks! :falldownlaugh:

fat....no with a little extra if any is more like it, and the first picture of the skirt with the black is very decieving. the third pic tells the truth. :smilielol: + the gray shirt has a nice rack....

[killed300ex]

fat....no with a little extra if any is more like it, and the first picture of the skirt with the black is very decieving. the third pic tells the truth. :smilielol: + the gray shirt has a nice rack....

Its shirt not skirt But whatever and you have no idea how nice :omg:

[96dodgectd]

Theres a limit to the deceptions. No excuses
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3012/m1wv6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Jim]

Yes she is and shes single too :woohoo:

http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/killed300ex/P3220041.jpg

You suck! But good for you:HoleShotHolset:

[NHRedneck]

Would lower my ratio haha maybe sometime this summer dave It gets alot better when its warmer out :exactly:
BTW dont look at her friend I think she was jelious haha

im gonna hold you to it evan.....:HoleShotHolset:

[97dodgectd]

Its shirt not skirt But whatever and you have no idea how nice :omg:

i understand what your saying but i was using "skirt" to call her a chick, wasn't referring to her shirt as a skirt at all. :smilielol:

[killed300ex]

im gonna hold you to it evan.....:HoleShotHolset:
Ill bring you along trust me it gets a little out of control when we go to my freinds camp those are the parties to go to

Haha I love it his brother even picks on him

[Ramdriver15]

good job evan!!! the one in the greay shirt looks like my ex back in mass....:wtf2: hahahah keep it up bud!

[TORQUE THIS]

What a bunch of horny bastards on here... :smilielol:

[Ramdriver15]

they are everywhere:omg: hahahaha :woohoo:

[PToombs]

What a bunch of horny bastards on here... :smilielol:

What, thought you were the only one? :poke: :falldownlaugh:

[TORQUE THIS]

Gray shirt is hot!

Green one is better on the right... :woohoo: :exactly:

[TORQUE THIS]

What, thought you were the only one? :poke: :falldownlaugh:

Pete, I only read on here, I don't pay any attention to the pics. :poke: :falldownlaugh:

[PToombs]

Yeah, OOOOOkaaay! :drunk: You being a good Christian boy and all, huh? :falldownlaugh:

[TORQUE THIS]

Someone has to be. :professor:

[Jim]

Green one is better on the right... :woohoo: :exactly:
but I like gray shirt because she looks like she is looking at green shirts boobies in one pic, and black shirts boobies in the other:falldownlaugh:

[TORQUE THIS]

heehhehehehehehehehe you said boobies :woohoo:

[killed300ex]

but I like gray shirt because she looks like she is looking at green shirts boobies in one pic, and black shirts boobies in the other:falldownlaugh:

Just for you Jim


http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff302/killed300ex/n72500800_30285155_7422.jpg

[Jim]

Thats hot!!
Why does the one on the left always look sad?:wtf2:

[killed300ex]

dont know why shes aparently the quite, kinky, freaky type from the stories iv been told :dunno: Only met her twice if I remamber correctly shes actually from western CT

[Jim]

well if shes from north western CT I can pretty much promise ya shes a "freak" :smilielol: :poke:

[killed300ex]

:smilielol: nothin like talkin crap about your own state

[95Cummins]

well if shes from north western CT I can pretty much promise ya shes a "freak" :smilielol: :poke:

EH! :falldownlaugh:

Yeah they're freaks up here :woohoo: :HoleShotHolset:

[killed300ex]

EH! :falldownlaugh:

Yeah they're freaks up here :woohoo: :HoleShotHolset:

Not complaining about that are you? :falldownlaugh:

[95Cummins]

Hell no! :exactly:

[Jim]

:smilielol: nothin like talkin crap about your own state

:falldownlaugh: I know there are a lot of NW corner folks on here, Just doin a little :stirthepot: !

Im South central Yo!:whip:

[killed300ex]

i can tell ya the freakiest come from way upstate maine. Haha seen some stuff I wish I hadnt. Traveling I get to see some very interesting sights.

[95Cummins]

Haha reminds me of the 40 year old virgin....

"we went down to Mexico to see this chick........." :falldownlaugh:

[killed300ex]

haha what a great movie

[95Cummins]

Indeed :exactly:

[12PACK]

Green one is better on the right... :woohoo: :exactly:

Ah, Evan is the one in the green shirt. :wtf2: :dunno:

[killed300ex]

thankfully Im not on the right I hope he meant the girl on the far right

[Aweik02]

Im South central Yo!




LMFAO:falldownlaugh: