DOUG
12-16-2007, 04:34 PM
My grandmother died in 1989, it was about this time of year too, and that always causes me to reminisce.
The quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...
But the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was about 13.
We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting soda bottles for the deposit money. It was a beautiful spring day.
She told me on that day that I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"And always remember this thing," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice.
"Makes your dick look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it
The quarters she gave me for meaningless jobs like pulling weeds or washing the sidewalk...
But the one I remember most, the jewel in the crown of grandmotherly advice, occurred when I was about 13.
We were sitting in a park having just finished collecting soda bottles for the deposit money. It was a beautiful spring day.
She told me on that day that I would find a wonderful woman and start my own family.
"And always remember this thing," she said. "Be sure you marry a woman with small hands."
"How come, Grandma?" I asked her.
She answered in her soft Irish voice.
"Makes your dick look bigger."
Kinda brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it