Bathroom humor

[HoleshotHolset]

So I'm standing in the bathroom here at work a few minutes ago having a whiz and I look down and notice I got two streams goin' - bonus! Good thing I'm at a urinal and not standing in front of a toilet because I'd be hitting the tank AND the bowl! :)

When this sort of mishap occurs - I usually just increase the head pressure in an effort to clean out the old nozzle...I mean - you can't stop midstream and clean 'er off! I figured I could solve this quickly so I increased the pressure while having two good streams going and then a THIRD stream came out to my left at a 90° angle. Now I was whizzing on the floor and into the urinal in two places! Good thing this was a single urinal setup because if there was a guy standing next to me, he'd get a mighty fine "Howyadoin'?!" in the form of my 3rd urine stream aimed at him. After the 3rd stream started, I laughed so hard that a decent sized gas load managed to make its way out of my digestive tract...that caused me to laugh even harder. :)

I just had to share this...I had it up in the TDR's "Other" forum and the moderator deleted it. :)

Cheers,

Matt
P.S. Great 1st post, eh? :falldownlaugh:

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I passed that e-mail around to a few friends at work... we were all cryin we were laughin so hard...

Keep up the good work buddy!

Oh yeah, WELCOME!

[XLTRod]

Ya buddy! Nice job, and welcome. Rod:falldownlaugh:
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[ToolManTimTaylor]

MTY,

Dude remember that Adam sandler skit "I gotta Pee" ?

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BTW matt that has got to be THE FIRST time ever that a Thread has been pulled into que for review and other mods (Including myself that made a rediculous comment) had laughed at while in que :smilielol: :smilielol: I am dying to see Robin's response :dunno: :falldownlaugh:

[Jim]

So I'm standing in the bathroom here at work a few minutes ago having a whiz and I look down and notice I got two streams goin' - bonus! Good thing I'm at a urinal and not standing in front of a toilet because I'd be hitting the tank AND the bowl! :)

When this sort of mishap occurs - I usually just increase the head pressure in an effort to clean out the old nozzle...I mean - you can't stop midstream and clean 'er off! I figured I could solve this quickly so I increased the pressure while having two good streams going and then a THIRD stream came out to my left at a 90° angle. Now I was whizzing on the floor and into the urinal in two places! Good thing this was a single urinal setup because if there was a guy standing next to me, he'd get a mighty fine "Howyadoin'?!" in the form of my 3rd urine stream aimed at him. After the 3rd stream started, I laughed so hard that a decent sized gas load managed to make its way out of my digestive tract...that caused me to laugh even harder.

I just had to share this...I had it up in the TDR's "Other" forum and the moderator deleted it.

Cheers,

Matt
P.S. Great 1st post, eh? Have you considered extroude hone?:smilielol: :beerchug:

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BTW, isn't that a sign of having "hot dirty pig sex" the night before?? :smilielol: :falldownlaugh: :exactly:

[XLTRod]

Or with sm farm animals.:falldownlaugh: :falldownlaugh: :falldownlaugh: :popc1:
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MtY,

Dude you need a

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[HoleshotHolset]

BTW matt that has got to be THE FIRST time ever that a Thread has been pulled into que for review and other mods (Including myself that made a rediculous comment) had laughed at while in que...I am dying to see Robin's response

Nice! Glad to hear I was able to make a few people chuckle a bit. :drunk:
What was Robin's response?

Peace out.

MTY

[PRattenbury]

I was at work Sunday. The place is pretty deserted then. Only day I can concentrate and not get bothered. Anyway I had to take a dump, so off to the crapper I went. There was one other person in there already. I was hearing an occasional grunt, so I figured he was just having to 'pressurize' to get the pig through the pipe. Then I heard a long grunt, followed by a long, loud release of methane gas. Then a second later, I heard this low, defeated sounding 'Owww'. I was killing myself trying to hold back the laughter while I washed my hands. My whole body was shaking. I went back to the desk and every once in a while I'd bust out again. Poor bastage. :nutkick: