Why???

[TORQUE THIS]

Why do croutons have an expiration date?

[sooter]

because it's just br.....





damn, i don't know.



why doesn't honey have an expiration date?

[TORQUE THIS]

why are "ham"burgers made with beef?

[PRattenbury]

If a dog sweats with his tongue, why does he need armpits?

[PToombs]

Why do croutons have an expiration date?

Because the bread gets stale! :Paully6:




I'm not gonna answer the others, the Guru only gives one answer a day.
Today ain't yer day! :nutkick: :exactly:

[TORQUE THIS]

Why do "fat" people drive small cars?

[sooter]

why do old people drive the biggest caddies and the such?

[BelgianMagic]

WHY ASK WHY, TRY BUD DRY...:smilielol::Signal73:

[TORQUE THIS]

Why are retired people out so early in the morning?

[TORQUE THIS]

Why do male dogs lick their balls? (ya I know, cause they can)

[Warpig]

Why do you keep making stupid threads?? :falldownlaugh:

[BelgianMagic]

WHY,...WON'T YOUR AVITAR ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS ??:smilielol::Signal73:

[TORQUE THIS]

Why is :warpig: so cranky?

[Jim]

Why do you drive on the parkway, and park in the driveway?:dunno:

[TORQUE THIS]

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

[Jim]

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

[TORQUE THIS]

Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on?

[TORQUE THIS]

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

[Warpig]

Why do they put braille dots on drive up ATM's?

[TORQUE THIS]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[TORQUE THIS]

Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?

[95Cummins]

How does the posi-trac work on a 1977 Chrysler New Yorker? It just does! :smilielol:

[Moose]

Why do "fat" people drive small cars?

Then, Why do you have a 3500? :popcorn: :smilielol: :Paully6: Moose

[<T M T T>]

Can Bi-sexuals BUY Sex?

[PToombs]

How does the posi-trac work on a 1977 Chrysler New Yorker? :smilielol:

Great! :woohoo: :falldownlaugh:

[TORQUE THIS]

Then, Why do you have a 3500? :popcorn: :smilielol: :Paully6: Moose

Cause I have a small penis...

[dieselnomad]

Cause I have a small penis...

:falldownlaugh: Why do you have a small penis? Trade in the unnecessary size for more VALVES??? HUH? :smilielol: :Signal73: JK ;-)

Why do people with the yield sign on the onramp accelerate?

Why do I smoke them?

And for heavens sake, why does the ocean keep moving? Doesn't it get tired?

[dieselnomad]

AND, WHY does Aunt Jemima MAPLE SYRUP have corn SYRUP in it? I thought it was MAPLE. Never SAW A FREAKIN MAPLE tree with GRASS growing on it!!

:nutkick:

[TORQUE THIS]

I have a little Irish in me, that would be the "little" part.

[TORQUE THIS]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

[TORQUE THIS]

If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?

[TORQUE THIS]

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

[Jim]

why is mark talking to himself?:smilielol:

[PRattenbury]

Where do fish go to take a bath?

[TORQUE THIS]

If fish swim after eating, do they get cramps?

[BelgianMagic]

:popcorn:WHY:HoleShotHolset: WHY :stirthepot: WHY:nutkick:

[TORQUE THIS]

Why do donuts have holes?

[TORQUE THIS]

Can you actually kill 2 birds with one stone?

[TORQUE THIS]

When you "fart" under water and the bubbles come to the surface and pop, why dosen't it smell?

[TORQUE THIS]

Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

[Warpig]

When you "fart" under water and the bubbles come to the surface and pop, why dosen't it smell?

They do, trust me :falldownlaugh:

[Jim]

They do, trust me :falldownlaugh:

YA X2!!!:Signal73:

[Jim]

Why do donuts have holes?

And they sell mini ones called donut holes that are solid. :warpig: Correct me if im wrong:drunk:

[dieselnomad]

And they sell mini ones called donut holes that are solid. :warpig: Correct me if im wrong:drunk:

They are also known as MUNCHKINS. :wtf2: I'm not eating nothing called a MUNCHKIN... It's like the kindergarten teacher eating the kids. :falldownlaugh:

[TORQUE THIS]

It's like the kindergarten teacher eating the kids. :falldownlaugh:

I used to be a Boy Scout, but then I got caught eating a brownie...

Does chocolate milk come from brown cows?

[PRattenbury]

If a tree falls out in the middle of the woods where nobody can see it happen, do the other trees laugh at it?

If a man is walking out in the middle if the woods where nobody else is around to hear or see him and he says something, is he still wrong? Absolutely! Why? Because his WIFE SAYS SO! :whack: :SmackBottom: :nutkick:

[dieselnomad]

Why do leaves "fall"? Shouldn't they "leave"?

[sooter]

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


..cause mice taste like chicken.





why do i know this?

[dieselnomad]

..cause mice taste like chicken.





why do i know this?

Why do we care ? :nutkick: :smilielol:

[<T M T T>]

Why oh why is it that you find something you lost in the last place you look?? :Paully6:

[Jim]

Why can I read this:



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too


Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to
a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht
oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is
taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

[Moose]

I used to be a Boy Scout, but then I got caught eating a brownie...


Did you then try the "Alternate Lifestlye" Division, and become a Weblow?

If a tree falls out in the middle of the woods where nobody can see it happen, do the other trees laugh at it?

If a man is walking out in the middle if the woods where nobody else is around to hear or see him and he says something, is he still wrong? Absolutely! Why? Because his WIFE SAYS SO! :whack: :SmackBottom: :nutkick: So you were married?

[PRattenbury]

Only for 19 years. :nutkick: I still don't know why.

[TORQUE THIS]

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

[TORQUE THIS]

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

[DOUG]

Why can I read this:



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too


Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to
a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht
oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is
taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by
istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas
tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

I was able to read it...do I get a prize?:nutkick:

[TORQUE THIS]

If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

[TORQUE THIS]

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

[TORQUE THIS]

If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere?

[TORQUE THIS]

If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

[Warpig]

Mark, you must of been bored today :poke: BTW i'm gettin sick of your town!!