DOUG
10-18-2007, 02:22 PM
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality????
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of TRUE friendship:
1. WHEN YOU ARE SAD: I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. WHEN YOU ARE BLUE: I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. WHEN YOU SMILE: I will know you finally got laid.
4. WHEN YOU ARE WORRIED: I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. WHEN YOU ARE CONFUSED: I will use little words.
6. WHEN YOU ARE SICK: Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
7. WHEN YOU FALL: I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
8. THIS IS MY OATH-I PLEDGE IT TO THE END: 'Why? you may ask...BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of TRUE friendship:
1. WHEN YOU ARE SAD: I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. WHEN YOU ARE BLUE: I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. WHEN YOU SMILE: I will know you finally got laid.
4. WHEN YOU ARE WORRIED: I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
5. WHEN YOU ARE CONFUSED: I will use little words.
6. WHEN YOU ARE SICK: Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
7. WHEN YOU FALL: I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
8. THIS IS MY OATH-I PLEDGE IT TO THE END: 'Why? you may ask...BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIEND'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.